Wow. How can I say this? Today was...NOT my favorite!
It was decent enough at the beginning, I yelled in the morning like usual to let my Mom know I was ready for her to get up and feed me. She usually doesn't get up RIGHT away when I yell but she DOES usually let me in to their big room so I can climb all over their giant bed. Why do TWO human beings need so much BED? Especially if they aren't going to let me in there to sleep?
Anyways...the morning. Had a great time cuddling and purring with mom for awhile and then they kicked me out (I think she said something about "you are to young to be in here for this"...whatevs?). She DID finally get up though and I had some DELICIOUS breakfast. I find my food tastes so much better when the two boys here stare at me while I eat it. They don't get breakfast, because one is really well..."fluffy" and the other is old. Strict diet regimens and all that. Sometimes I leave something on my plate for them, but they aren't allowed to bother me when I eat. It's awesome.
Breakfast. Done.
The middle of the day was nice enough. My friend MamaCat was out so we hung around and played in boxes and whatnot and slept in different places, you know the usual cat stuff. Then mom got the car box out and I admit, I was curious, but also just a bit worried. Last time I got in the car box I went someplace that was not really fun. But you can't judge a situation by ONE instance, so I got in the carbox.
Well. Let me tell you. NEVER AGAIN. For reals. I ended up at this big store which by itself isn't horrible, my dog was there too so I figured we were there to play or something but no. Nope. Once AGAIN...strangers who expect me to just...LIKE them? Come on. Do YOU, readers...just LIKE someone you just met? Especially when they smell AWFUL? I bet not. So I told them I was really not feeling this and could I just chill in my box...okay maaaaybe I used a few words that weren't nice, but.
Okay. One of them GRABBED me and that was beyond what any cat should be asked to accept. I was not okay with that. Tried to defend myself and she grabbed with with TWO HANDS! Am I not beautiful? Am I not amazing? Am I not worthy of some respect? Don't they KNOW...who I AM? I felt this horrible pain in my hind quarters and before I could give them my very, very sharp opinion on THAT...I was back in my box. Oh wow.
Yeah mom, yeah I'm fine. I'm great. I was just accosted by two meat handed ruffians...stuck in my adorable behind by something pointy but I'm fine. I'll just sit here pretending that I have some dignity left while my dog gets the same treatment.
My poor dog is not very smart. She allowed these strangers to just, poke her TWICE. Not a peep. Poor tragically thick creature. I love her though. If I wasn't stuck in that box I'd have gone to bat to her. Trust me on that.
I am home now. Safe. I've managed to groom all the ruffled areas of my goorious coat...and remove most of their scent from my purrson. Mom said I was wonderful even if I was scary...and it should be a long while before we need to worry about it again. Long while meaning NEVER, better be what she meant.
...nobody puts The Moon in a carbox. EVER.






